Prime, Baby

I recently figured out my calling in life; the job I’ve been training for since attempting this thing called adulthood. I am supposed to be spending my days informing the world about “the 25 BEST Amazon products that you didn’t know you needed,” and the “50 most-liked items for under $50.” I’ve pretty much tested everything Amazon has to offer anyway. May as well put this hard-to-come-by knowledge to good use. Pay it forward, tikkun olam…

Case in point: I drew this purely from memory…

THE BEST PRODUCTS THESE LISTS HAVE TOLD ME TO BUY, BUT WHICH I LIKE TO THINK I COULD HAVE FOUND ON MY OWN: 1. This hard-boiled egg-maker because why boil water in a pot when you can spend money on something that takes us space and scares the sh*t out of you when its buzzer goes off. 2. This tiny desk vacuum because sometimes you make crumbs, and standing up to get the dust-buster is too hard. 3. This giant water bottle whose sole purpose seems to be to nag me until I am so shamed I pee just a little in my pants.

Published by imworriedmytherapisthatesme

I'm a history-PhD-turned-stay-at-home-mom of three. When I'm not microwaving Trader Joe's meals for my kids, breaking up fights and wiping butts, I like to paint and write. To cope with the endless hours I'm spending with my son doing virtual school, I've abandoned my gouache paints for the more portable, less messy tried but true, paper and ink. While he learns to read to 20 floating heads on his screen, I sit on a tiny chair, at a tiny table pretending to be a productive adult.

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